I love that I can shut you up when it comes to football 😏
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
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im not saying we SHOULD have sex but if you asked me I wouldn’t say no
i sorta wanna cuddle but I also want to fuck someone up against a wall
Why does everything I say always comes out wrong? Its never what I meant. I never meant to offend you, you know thats not the case. Why am i so stupid? why can’t i just say the right things…. i hate myself for always saying the wrong stuff. I’m sorry if i have ever offended you because most of the…
can i please just have a cute boy who will share food with me and smell good all the time and cuddle with me while we watch really cute movies and kiss me when I’m sad and sing to me and be really weird with me, yes this sounds very lovely, please?