(Source: almsthr, via timothydelaghetto)

in-ternalised:

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

in-ternalised:

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

(Source: rosszkifogas, via indecentth0ughts)

tha-shaolin-assassin:

Stay in school
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

clarknokent:

Let’s be friends that make each other cum

It’s fun

(Source: vraul)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via xexpectxthexunexpectedx)

clarknokent:

bvsedjesus:

if you cant deal with a womans stretch marks you might as well just switch teams

Real shit

(Source: bvsdpvpi)

marveloustransformer:

crazysexyray:

LeBron in Daddy Mode

^ lebrons spin is hilarious

(Source: Yahoo!, via clarknokent)

(Source: vanillacts, via vanillacts)